Women’s 👭 Day
At first you feel small as the challenges overpower you; over time, you will grow to overpower your challenges. Realize and actualize yourself for that moment you realized what you are actually capable of. ~4NeonFun
🗣The subject matter presented here may be unsuitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. 🖤
Mnahhh I love it how it happens to be another Saturday, but not just any Saturday… Behold, Salica’s Saturdays! For those who are insane enough to be rejected by society but not quite to be in the 🇨🇦 Loonie Bin. Look no further because here you are welcome, eh!
Oh Canada! The peacekeeper of the world eh? The only non nordic country with such a high happiness and equality scores. Why is this important? You can tell a lot about a culture by the way they treat their fair maidens. Segregation based off whether or not you have a dick is… Well a DICK MOVE! So what? My lack of ability to urinate standing up due to a major anatomical disadvantage does not mean that I cannot take agency and control over life. Simply, peeing standing up is cool and all, but in the modern world we have something called the toilet and ya do your business in there but in reality, who really cares about the preferred position to void one’s bladder? Piss on it, they say it is the balls. Let me say, I got something to say about that.
Switching gears a bit here, but it is also great to think up how it used to be considered an insult to do things “like a girl!” Like, duh? Because I am a girl, shanks captain obvious. Now you are lucky because the balls to grab next were yours, but where the luck runs out is when you realize it was Margaret Thatcher “Rule with an iron grip.”
When they say “grow a pair” I always laugh as a knee jerk reaction. It is just so overused that it is merely comedy for me when used in a serious context. Allow me to explain: Balls are soft and squishy and cannot take a hit. You always have to shield your family jewels, and they have another purpose. Ovaries are the true stone contendors. If you ask me, I tell people to grow some ovaries and get ova yourself.
Next off is the preferences. Was going to get to that because of how sexuality has become a hot button topic, (don’t mind me) I am a girl who likes girls and I mean like likes them. In fact, the old song “I Want Candy” was originally a love letter about a girl crushing on another girl. It starts off with a phone conversation between Jessie and Anne talking about seeing a cute girl named Candy. I had that version in my head since I was a kid in single digits. I always thought the girls were more my type. In fact, I had more crushes that were girls than those that were boys. Yet it was weird to try to explain that I think I like another girl… But they would just think good friends. It was also really funny later as the family drifted from their religious ways that I would occasionally play the song and say something along the lines I wish this girl would write about me! Then they would look confused and say that they thought I was straight. I said *BI* in a long drawn out bout of sarcasm like “Byeeeeee“
🗣They say I am a sinner because I ate her for dinner! 🖤
I left it at that because in a religious household, family was predominantly Christian and the lot of em already thought I was possessed by the devil. May be right because I am the devil! Mnwawaha!! I love the reactions when I say “Anyone down for Ouija night at the haunted mansion Friday the 13th? I heard it is going to be a full moon!” Pssst Casper! Over here, I need a favor, bring yourself and your ghoul! Man, I wanted to get a Poltergeist in on my next April Fools joke. Since it always seems to happen to me, time for the tables to turn! What comes around goes around.
Women in the STEM fields is the epitome of following the advice to be fruitful and multiply. I feel that this can be taken in so many ways, mm kinky. Kinky as a garden hose. I would say I also have it in for mathematics. I couldn’t sit through math class without making up some mathmerotica in my head. Regular pornos were boring and had the same old boring plot… Naw listen to an astrophysicist as she explains in a logistical sense the natural order of our universe and tell me that that wasn’t at least somewhat enjoyable. It was a ride for me, and that I would lie tangential to her curves. The mathematician creating her next set of fractal art while composing a sultry story about discovering the universe’s secrets. Miss Universe speaks in mathematics; so in reality when we think of being fruitful and multiply we should really indulge in some forbidden fruit and build a multiplication table for my CosLaw. She created the rule 34 of math and things started heating up, she is out there somewhere. She went to MIT; she was more into it than I was and I asked myself how is this possible? Have I found the one? InternationalSpaceStation or MathematicallyMindedFractal, if you are out there. You are such an inspiration and for all else, if ya can’t do the math then get out of the equation.
Don’t hate my name because you can’t play the game, for it would be lame to do the same! Be empowered being a part of the good fight, as it is your right.